Open Post: Hosted By Slash

You know, Slash is basically telling me to “fuck off” by wearing his cell phone on his waist band. The middle finger is not necessary. Seriously, why is Slash doing this to me?! He is killing me with that shit. This is worse than Axl Rose’s fuckery. Rock whores should not be doing this shit. Put that mess in your pocket or in your ass cheeks. Or something! Just not on the waistband! That said, I’d still hit it. But only from the back, because I couldn’t look at that shit on his waistband. And you know Slash is the type to not even pull his pants down. He just stick his peen through the fly hole. He’s a romantic.

Anyway, here’s Slash and his family arriving in Utah today for that Sundance shit. Talk about him or anything else you want. There’s no topic. Get drunk and rant away!