Pamela Anderson’s Face Is A Disaster Zone

I keep beating a dead whore again, but Pamela Anderson’s FACE! This bitch obviously doesn’t have any true friends in her life, because a real bitch would tell Pamela her face looks like it needs yellow police tape around it. That’s real talk.

I really just want to call 911 so that the fire department can come and hose down her face of meth. The bitch who did Pam’s make-up has bigger problems than she does. Her make-up job was definitely done by a crackhead with shaky hands who ran out of black eyeshadow, so used burnt-up charcoal ashes instead. This is a face don’t!

Pamela, please seek help from the Agency for Toxic Substances so that they clean your shit up!

Here’s Pammy at some car show in Las Vegas yesterday and later at LAX without pants on. I mean, what is the meaning of this? Pammy is making the toothless prostitutes from Hookers at the Point look like the direct descendants of the Empress of Lucite. This shit is ridiculous.