The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 28th!
October 29, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Unfortunately, Ralph was stripped of one of his gold medals after the Dildo Olympics judge sniffed his finger and found novacaine in place of astroglide. – NitWitty
Runners-up:
Well, it was bound to happen. In this case, dude rubbed his hair so much, his palm grew a dick. – NoAnjl
Michael obviously didn’t listen to his trainers’ explicit warning that using this experimental type of doping would give him superpowers, but could have “penis drop-off” as a side effect… – icebunny
Thanks Jillian
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