Dear Pooch, Bite That Bitch!
October 23, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
So Katherine Heeeiggggl is holding you in her clammy arms, her mouth is wide open with her tongue in easy reach and what do you do about it? Well, if you care about mankind at all, you bite her tongue off to shut her up forever!!! Unfortunately, this doggy friend did no such thing. He might have done differently if he knew he would win a Nobel Peace Prize, a Pulitzer, an Oscar, two Emmys, Best in Show at Westminster and the 2008 United States presidential election.
I forgive him. He was probably too busy holding his breath because of the rancid ciggie caca vapors coming out of her mouth.
Here’s a few more of Heeeeeeigggl and the doggy friend who let us down at the opening of Peter Alexander’s store in Los Angeles.
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