Suri Tries To Make A Break For It

October 19, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Suri Cruise was forced to pose in yet another photo-op with her evil alien warlord daddy in the East Village part of NYC yesterday when she tried to make a run for it! She should have just kicked him in the vagina bone.

Don’t get your robot hopes down, Suri. You’ll be taller than Tommy Girl in a couple of years and you can try again then.

Homegirl was trying to run to the nearest clothing store so she can change out of that American Girl doll dress and buy a sweater or something. Maybe I’m just talking caca like usual and she’s not freezing cold. Does barley water warm your blood?

Here’s more of Tommy Girl and Suri posing for the paps yesterday. Tommy might as well set up a damn photo booth with Suri in it for people to take turns taking pictures of her. Damn. I hope Suri is getting paid a lot for dealing with this fuckery.

Tags: Nicole Kidman, Suri Suri, TomKat

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