HoHan Wants A Baby Friend

October 3, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

In the November issue of Marie Claire (via NYDN), HoHan says she knows that one day she’ll replace her one hitter with a baby rattle. She tells the magazine that she wants to adopt a baby of some sort in the future.

HoHan said, “At some point … I want to adopt a kid … A child in need or a newborn from another country. I’m not sure yet.”

I know where HoHan’s coming from. Every now and again that maternal feeling washes over me. Yes, being around BABIES sometimes makes my nails sweat, but maybe they make medication for that.

I mean, there are times when I’m home alone and I think about how wonderful it would be to have a Baby Friend to keep me company. Baby Friend can hand me my cocktail when I’m too lazy to bend over and get it from the coffee table. Baby Friend can even stroke my back with its tiny hands while I’m barfing into the toilet. Baby Friend can also crawl down to the street corner to pick up my dime bag from the dealer. And if I ever get pulled over for a DUI, I can switch places with Baby Friend and it can take the fall. I’m too fragile for jail, but my future Baby Friend is not. Baby Friend wants what’s best for me.

So I completely understand why HoHan wants a Baby Friend of her own one day.

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