She Played The Flute?!

August 29, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

John McCain has just chosen some chick named Sarah Palin as his running mate. She’s the governor of Alaska or something like that. I don’t know her deal. I think she’s anti-anything fun. But that’s not what I want to talk about. I want to talk about her beauty pageant past!

Sarah was Miss Wasilla 1984. She won second place in the Miss Alaska contest, but was voted Miss Congeniality. Miss Congeniality basically means you’re homely but you smile a lot. Sarah played the flute during the talent portion. THE FLUTE?! It’s Alaska! Shouldn’t she have skinned a trout or danced with a grizzly bear? No wonder she lost. I did a quick search on YouTube, but couldn’t find shit from the pageant. I’m sure shit will come up in the next few days.

And and I thought Heidi Montag was locked as McCain’s VP?

Tags: Politics Are Boring

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