Would You Hit It?
June 25, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Glory be to Phoebe Price! I can finally say with confidence that I WOULD NOT hit it. No way, no ho (typo, but it’s staying).
Here’s Matt Damon on set of “The Informant” in Hawaii. Bitch looks like a born-again child toucher with a flatulence problem. Child touchers say “flatulence,” we say fart.
Wait…..maybe Matt Damon’s new look has something to do with Ben and Jen’s possible split? I always knew Ben loved a little cushion for the pushin’.
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