Would You Hit It?
May 8, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Dax Shepard is the poor man’s Ashton Kutcher which is saying a lot, because Ashton Kutcher IS the poor man’s Ashton Kutcher. Even though Dax might have body, the bitch doesn’t do shit for my genitals. He looks like he would fart during boning and think it’s funny. Ok, it would be funny, but not coming from him.
And that tattoo is an ugly stamp. It looks like Lindsay Lohan rubbed her crotch all over his shoulder and arm.
Here’s Dax being a douche while shooting “When in Rome” in NYC yesterday.
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