This Is All Papa Joe’s Fault!

April 16, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

I am blaming Papa Joe for all of this, because Asshole Simpson can’t think for herself. Pete has denied she was knocked up and then Asshole sort of denied it. Well, People Magazine claims Ass is definitely pregnant. Their family source claims she’s expecting a faux Emo baby and that she will get married to Pete in May.

Ass was on TRL yesterday and when asked if she was pregnant, she answered, “I just think it’s an inappropriate question to ask any woman. For me, that’s something that I didn’t ever want to respond to, because I think it’s an inappropriate question.” Is this an inappropriate question: Are you a dumb fuck?!

OK! Magazine also has pictures of what they think is a baby bump, but I just think it’s all the air in her vagina escaping. It seems to me that the media is trying to fuck this bitch until she gets pregnant.

Papa Joe must be stopped!

Tags: Ashlee Simpson

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