Tommy Girl Is The Main Alien In Katie’s Life And That’s That!

Tommy Girl is trying to break up the friendship between Posh Spice and his robot wife. The Daily Mail reports that Tommy has grown concerned about Katie’s rapid weight loss and he blames Posh. Katie has been copying Posh down to her diet.

A source said, “She is very thin largely because she is following Victoria’s strict 900-calories-a-day eating plan. She is copying Victoria’s fad of eating seaweed shakes, frozen grapes and edamame beans. She is tiny.” 900-calories?! My morning coffee is 900-calories, because of all the sugar, cream, cinnamon, chocolate and Cool Whip I put in it.

A seaweed shake sounds like something that would come out of Tommy Girl’s ass. And frozen grapes are only delicious when poured into white wine. That diet fucking sucks! No wonder they both look like death fucked them in the ass and left them raw. Both of these bitches need to join me for lunch at the Hometown Buffet. All you can vomit sundaes!

I also don’t know what Tommy Girl’s problem is. If he has such a problem with Katie’s relationship with Posh, he should program her to stay away from the woman. It just takes two keystrokes.