HoHan Has Finally Found Her Calling

March 14, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Life&Style claims HoHan is planning to put out her own line of leggings. HoHan has become known for wearing leggings all day and all night. I was beginning to think that they were permanently attached to her skin like that toilet lady.

At a party in NYC on March 6th, HoHan told the magazine, “I’m doing my own leggings line! But it’s a secret. It will be a while before it comes out, but I’m going to do it. I love leggings. They’ll have designs. Some of them will have prints and some will have patterns.” It’s not a secret anymore, you spermbrain.

I think this is a brilliant idea! She should take it to the next level though. HoHan loves the leggings, but she’s also a big whorebag. Why not combine the two? I’m thinking leggings with a hidden zipper on the crotch for easy access. I’m also thinking leggings with a built in condom, so the dick just have to slip it in. You don’t even have to take off your leggings.

And why stop at leggings? She can put out a line of HoHan fake tanning jizz for that perfect dirty whore look. She should also put out a line of morning after pills called “I Know Who Killed My Fetus.”

This is the step in the right direction, HoHan.

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