Cruz Steals The Show

March 5, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

It was Brooklyn Beckham’s 9th Birthday yesterday and the Beckham clan celebrated by throwing him a party at the Pink Taco. The Pink Taco is not a strip club in Texas, but it sounds like it. Cruz Beckham stole the show by wearing a Batman costume. Posh even color coordinated with him. I wonder what her Batman villian name was? Poison Piggy?

Eva LongWHORIA later showed up to Brooklyn’s party. What the hell did he do to deserve that?! He was probably hoping for Tony Parker and instead he got Tony’s worse half.

David Beckham couldn’t make it, because he was ~~having an affair~~ working overseas.

Do any of these celebrity kids have friends that are kids? It looks like Brooklyn’s party was filled with his brothers, his mom, the bodyguards and Eva’s stupid ass.

Tags: Posh & Becks

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