Vag Lips

February 21, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Nicole Kidman is pregnant and she should just be pregnant and content. I wish I could be pregnant. I lie. I don’t want pregnant farts and I hear that shit is deadly. Homey needs to stop fucking with her mug! Now I’m going to take her side and say she didn’t have anything chemically done with her lips. She probably let a scorpion sting her lips or some shit, because she was desperate. Either that or she let a skunk piss on her mouth. Skunk piss is like liquid acid! I’m sure whatever she did, it was natural. I have faith in Nicole.

Here she is at the Tokyo premiere of “The Golden Compass.” Nicole also seemed to want to show off her very small baby bump. I can’t believe she’s due in June already. I’m already thinking of names. I like the name TomCruiseIsACrazyBitch Kidman Urban.

Tags: Nicole Kidman

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