Broadway’s Newest Leading Lady!
January 19, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
No! Not the woman with all the make-up. Yeah, there’s two women there with tons of make-up. Good point. The sincere sexy redhead. Yes! That girl. Clay Gayken turned up the homo volume on Broadway last night. He made his debut in “Spermalot.” You know he’s thinking, “Why couldn’t I be wearing that pretty headpiece. I would look so much more beautiful. I’m going to spike her vitamin water with laxatives. She has no right.”
I don’t know who sprayed down Gayken, but his make-up is terrible. It looks like it was made using melted down clay pots. Terracotta face!
Congrats to Broadway’s newest leading lady!
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