Why The Hell Would You Admit That?

January 16, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Some Playboy Playmate is claiming David Spade is the father of her unborn baby. Why the hell would you admit that? 22-year old Jillian Grace, Miss March 2005, said that she had a relationship with David and is now carrying his baby. David told TMZ, “I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility.”

Let me ask a serious question here? Are condoms extinct in Hollywood or something? These morons are doing each other left and right without using any sort of protection! These girls are brain dead. The way I see it Paris Hilton has slept with at least 65% of Hollywood, so that means her cooties are everywhere and spreading. If you do the math that means your chances of getting P-cooties are pretty high. I would use protection for that reason alone.

Good luck to Jillian. Get that money and get it quick!

Tags: Knocked Up

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