Bitch Doesn’t Waste Time
January 1, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Lindsay Lohan was slutting it up this weekend in Italy by making out with three dudes, but only one made it to her hotel room. The other she probably did in the men's restroom, but I'm sure this one had something special. Yeah, like a bigger dick. Lindsay and Dario Faiella were making out after the awards ceremony in Capri where Lindsay received some trophy for being the biggest slut in film or something like that. The next morning they were photographed on her hotel balcony.
Dario is not hot. Look at that fucking hairy bell. His dick probably has hair on it. Shit, his fucking urethra probably has hair in it. I hate when you're sucking dick and you have to constantly pull pubies out of your mouth. That shit is not sexy.
Hey, hopefully when happens in Italy stays in Italy. I'm not hating on Lindsay though. I got love for the sluts out there. Get it, fuck it and then leave it!
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