Gold Digger: The Movie
October 23, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Heather Mills is reportedly in the US to meet with producer Robert von Dassanowsky about turning her life story into a feature film. She's also already thinking that Reese Witherspoon can play her in the movie.
A source told the Daily Mail , "Heather has been working for some time on the biopic. Of course it had all been shelved while she thought they were heading for a settlement."
"But the script was dusted off pretty rapidly over the weekend. She had wanted Heather Locklear to play her. She now feels someone with slightly more credibility like Reese Witherspoon should play her. Heather wants an unknown to play Paul."
I'm pretty sure nobody gives a fuck about seeing Heather's life on the big screen. Even Heather Locklear is too good to play that bitch. I'm thinking Traci Lords and they should turn it into a porn version. Traci's return to porn! They can call it My Left Clit.
Thanks Mike
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