Ruh Roh! Tom Has Gotten To The Germans!
June 29, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
The country of Germany had officially banned Tom Cruise from filming in their country, because he's a Scientology freak! Unfortunately, the country has changed their mind and will let Tom and company shoot Valkyrie.
The ministry said that it had not received any official application and that once they receive one they will "look agreeably" upon any such application.
The film will be directed by homo-director Bryan Singer and be released next year.
The film is about a bunch of hos trying to assassinate Adolf Hitler. Thrilling.
On Monday the Defense Ministry said they would not allow filming to take place in Germany, because of Tom's beliefs.
Tom got to the Germans! NO! That means we're next. We must get to the bomb shelters now, before he tries to hypnotize us with his sofa jumping and confusing babble. Save the women and children first!
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