Not The Look

This is why you should always keep your Chia Pet seeds out of the reach of children, because if you don't they will sprinkle some on their heads and grow a lawn of brown Chia hair like Casper Smart did. At Muhammad Ali's Celebrity Fight Night XIX' at the JW Marriott in Phoenix, AZ on Saturday night, Casper the Friendly Boy Toy showed off his freshly grown locks which go perfectly with the hair pimple below is lower lip. If Casper Smart was going for the "Monchhichi disguised as KFed circa 2007" look or the "Huey Duck in a toupee" look, then he nailed it!

I bet JLo is the one who made Casper Smart grow hair on his dome. JLo knows that it was easy for Casper Smart to take a Baby Wipe to the top of his bald head after one of his glory hole buddies busted a pearl necklace on it, and it's kind of hard to easily get rid of the evidence now that his head is covered with hair. JLo just have to ruin EVERYTHING!

If you have a classic woman's fragrance - one that brings to mind style, sophistication and polish - and you want to put a fresh perspective on it, you should go down to the bus station, pick the sexiest one of the passed out drunks, put him immediately on camera and don't hand him a script. Because that's what Chanel No. 5 did in their latest ad campaign. Okay, that's not really a homeless person, it's Brad Pitt looking like he smells like a homeless person. Coco's grave just spun to the surface.

Brad is the first male spokesmodel for Chanel No. 5. Great choice, because when I look at him up there, I get an immediate urge to spray lots of perfume. Even more amazing than the image though, is the pure poetry spewing forth from Brad's please-Chapstick-me-bitch lips.

"It's not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on. The world turns and we turn with it. Plans disappear, dreams take over. But wherever I go, there you are. My luck, my fate, my fortune. Chanel No.5. Inevitable."

I'll have to wait till I get home and get really stoned to understand any of that, but I'm sure it's deep. Michael K summed up the entire vibe perfectly: "I hope in honor of Brad being their new face, they come out with a bong version of the bottle."

Okay, maybe just a few comments. I don't know if Miley Cyrus's new Justin Bieber-like reverse mullet makes her look like a chipmunkized Dennis the Menace looking to get into some mischief or makes her look like the most annoying Slytherin ever. The good news is that Miley donated all her chopped off hair to a cancer charity, so sometime soon someone will have a wig that will instantly get them stoned just by sniffing on it real quick.