Heather Locklear Got Arrested Again

June 25, 2018 / Posted by:

Heather Locklear has been going through it, y’all, and it is breaking my gay heart. Unfortunately, for the 90s’ most important blond bad girl (pictured above in her latest mugshot), the trouble is not over.

TMZ reports that Heather had a messy weekend. After being hospitalized last week for beating on her own family and threatening to shoot herself, Heather returned home. But that didn’t last, as a call was made to police by someone in the home to report a disturbance on Sunday night. When police arrived, they found a heavily intoxicated Heather.

The first time the cops got to the house they decided it wasn’t a serious enough issue to deal with and left. They got a call a little while later, and came the fuck back. Heather reacted about as well to the cops being called to her house as Amanda Woodward does to seeing Alison Parker at her desk at D&D.  Heather, who was described as “extremely agitated,” ended up allegedly punching a responding deputy who was protecting the peace by separating Heather from her family members.

Once the paramedics arrived things did not get any less messy. While Heather was being strapped to the gurney, she allegedly let her feet fly free and one made contact with an EMT.

Heather was then taken to a hospital, where she was eventually checked out. She was then booked into jail held on $20,000 bail. I’m hoping through all this that Heather can still afford that bail. She must! Like she has 90s’ money, doesn’t that mean anything? I’m of course assuming Melrose Place residuals must still be flowing.

I want Heather to be the best Heather she can be, and if that requires slipping back into her Amanda Woodward mindset, looking into a mirror, and giving herself a wake-up call, then so be it. Talk some sense into yourself Heather! It’s only fun to be messy and bad on TV.

Pic: Ventura County Sheriff’s Office

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