Kim Kardashian Isn’t Ruling Out Running For Public Office One Day 

June 17, 2018 / Posted by:

 

Kim Kardashian-West recently benefited from all the hard work of the American Civil Liberties Union and Mic by getting herself some airtime as the sudden savior of the free Alice Marie Johnson movement. Johnson, a non-violent drug offender who was serving a disproportionate-to-the-crime life sentence without the possibility of parole, had her sentence commuted by President Trump last week, seemingly at Kim’s behest. Kimmy got this done during a visit to the White House to meet with our burgeoning Dictator-In-Chief one-on-one. She’s just lucky that Alice Marie Johnson is black and that someone clued Agent Orange in that proclaiming white nationalists to be “fine people” probably won’t earn him the black vote in 2020.

Ms. Johnson was freed after serving 20 years in prison, so Kim lent her star power to do a good thing. Begrudgingly, as my fingers suddenly develop arthritis while typing this, I bid her kudos. But Kim’s actions have had other, less positive consequences. She recently told CNN (via the NY Daily News) that she wouldn’t say no to running for POTUS. Can we the people say no in advance?

You can watch Kim’s interview about her efforts to free Alice Johnson below. During the back and forth, Kim somehow squeezes tears out of the formica mask that is now her face in order to weep over her newly found political power. She then plays it coy when CNN’s Van Jones is stupid enough to bring up a possible presidential run.

“Never say never,” she coyly told CNN’s Van Jones in an interview set to air on “The Van Jones Show” Saturday at 7 p.m. after he asked if she would run for office.

Actually, it turns out that taking golden showers isn’t a problem when gunning for the White House. Quick, let’s think of something else. She was born here, right? Damn.

The 37-year-old pop princess said public service wasn’t in her immediate future but added: “I guess never say never.”

“No matter who you talk to, no matter what political party, people feel what’s right is right and that’s what I love about this, is that it can just be so bipartisan,” she said.

Jesus, imagine Yeezus as First Lady? NO.

There are probably some of you out there scoffing at the idea that this hammerhead could actually be running the world someday. Please gently punch yourself in the genitals and repeat after me – “DONALD TRUMP IS OUR PRESIDENT.” It could happen.

Actually, she knew the word “bipartisan” so maybe she’s slightly smarter than him and it would be ok? *crickets* Yeah, you should arrange for citizenship classes in the country of your choice anyways.

Here’s the future President In Queef looking like a fame whore predator with her pimpager at the MTV Movie & TV Awards in Santa Monica, CA last night.

Pics: WENN

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