Night Crumbs
Dr. Neri Oxman, the MIT professor who may or may not be getting it on with Brad Pitt, was papped at her job again. Her style is very “Angelina Jolie playing a goth scientist on a spaceship in a sci-fi movie.” I’m waiting for the tabloids to say that Neri was carrying a book that she planned to show Brad right after they bone on the terrifying alien larvae chair she designed. I hope that book is mostly pictures or Dr. Neri’s post-bone buzz is going to be killed while defining the big words for Brad – Lainey Gossip
Congratulations to Cherry Blossom from Riverdale, she’s reached that level of fame where the paps actually show up when she calls – Drunken Stepfather
If there was going to be an Elton John biopic, I was hoping for Tom Hardy to play him, and I was also hoping that it would be a gay porn parody. But I guess the dude from Kingsmen will do – Towleroad
Hmmm, I wonder if Prostitution Whore-ah is also going to let Bravo’s cameras film her filing for divorce two weeks later? – Reality Tea
CBS has renewed Survivor for its 4,985,985,984th season – SOW
CupcakKe is an artist, poet, classical musician, epitome of elegance, AND an Juilliard graduate-worthy actress too. There’s really nothing she can’t do – OMG Blog
I read and loved all three books in the Crazy Rich Asians series (because it has everything I need in a book: glamour, diamonds, hot dudes, and words I understand), so I have high hopes for the movie. But no to that song choice and the teaser trailer looking like a show for The CW – HuffPo
When all of us see a big pile of old TVs, we see a junkyard. But when the Coachella wrecks see a big pile of old TVs, they see an Instagram pic opportunity – Hollywood Tuna
Kiki Dunst is still pregnant – Popoholic
The dark-sided Kartrashian empire of fame whores has crumbled…a bit – Just Jared
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