Could it be that Robert Sylvester Kelly is finally shook? Pee Pee tape originator R. Kelly has disabled commenting on his Instagram feed for the first time since I’ve been covering him. It’s probably no coincidence that this move comes on the heels of yet another accusation of sexual misconduct by a woman who claims Kelly intentionally gave her an STD while training her for his alleged sex cult. R. Kelly categorically denies all allegations against him, including that his feet are cracked and ashy and that he does such a bad job wiping his ass he has perma poo-butt.
According to The Washington Post, Kelly’s latest accuser claims she entered into relationship with Kelly when she was 19 (that’s 32 in Kelly years). It lasted 8 months; June to February of last year. The woman claims that in December, Kelly intentionally infected her with an unnamed STD in Dallas. She filed a complaint with the Dallas Police and is now preparing a federal civil complaint. Through her attorney, she claims:
During the relationship, “our client was the victim of several forms of criminal misconduct by Kelly, including, but not limited to, unlawful restraint, furnishing alcohol and illegal drugs to a minor, and aggravated assault (via the referenced intentional STD infection)”.
She also contends that from the beginning of their relationship, Kelly gradually groomed her to join his “sex cult” and told her she would have to sign a contract and “offer collateral information about herself and her family for Kelly’s protection”. I’d say Kelly has been reading his Cults 101 textbook, but I’m pretty sure he can’t read.
Quick thought: How crazy would it have been it had been dramatically revealed that Kelly was Michael Cohen’s third client? I digress, moving on.
The woman says that while she was with Kelly she was introduced to Joycelyn Savage, the star of Kelly’s infamous “I am not a hostage” hostage video. She contacted Joycelyn’s parents via Instagram to let then know she had been with her. When replying, Joycelyn’s dad immediately asked if she had been tested for an STD. He praised the woman for filing a police report and said:
“We need a witness to speak up. I hope this opens up some answers. We felt from the beginning that the reason he’s holding the girls is he has some kind of STD that he couldn’t cure.”
Like, I know Kelly could never afford Cohen who probably only fucks with extremely rich and powerful men white dudes but this case is right in his wheelhouse! Imagine the gasps in the courtroom if they had read:
the third client is…
R. KELLY, YOUR HONOR!
As much as I love to drag R. Kelly and impatiently await the day he’s led off the stage in handcuffs, sometimes you have to let other people help to carry the weight. Here’s Vince Staples doing his share of the work while at Coachella.