Instead of visiting Google, Possibly pregnant Cardi B went on Instagram to tell Uncle Sam that she wants to know what the government is doing with her fucking tax money. And she wants to know NOW. Cardi wants an itemized list. Cardi would like a representative from the IRS to visit her at her pied-à-terre in NYC to explain exactly what her “Bodak Yellow” money is going towards. She rightfully points out that:
A) When you sponsor a child from a third-world country, you are sent an update every month. Why isn’t she being sent an update such as that about her taxes?
B) The streets of NYC, where Cardi lives, are “always” dirty and there’s “rats” in the subway. Why, Cardi wants to know, isn’t her 40% going towards cleaning up the streets.
Someone quickly whisper, “Err, war and golf trips,” into her ear. But these are questions we’ve all asked ourselves about our finances. #CardiBIsUs! #WeAreCardiB!