Night Crumbs
Henry Cavill finally took a razor to his stache, and he did a video where he fondly remembered it. Well, if he ever really, really misses it, I’m sure many unshaven thirsty hos out there will gladly give him a mustache – Pajiba
BREAKING: Taylor Kitsch had a hot beverage with a woman, which obviously means they’re fucking – Lainey Gossip
BREAKING: Paris Jackson and Cara Delivines ate strawberries and watched a lesbian movie together, which obviously means they’re fucking – Just Jared
It costs a lot of money to look as cheap as Erika Jayne, thankyouverymuch – Reality Tea
The Stranger Things kids all got major raises, and Millie Bobby Brown might be getting paid the most. Now she can take that money and ruuuuun from her Lohan-in-training parents – Celebitchy
RuPaul doesn’t want the Justice4Shangela brigade to hate on her for Shangela not winning Drag Race All-Stars 3 – Towleroad
You know when you’re shopping at the Salvation Army and you pull some ugly shit out of a bin and go, “Who the hell would pay money for this?” The answer is: Bella Thorne – Drunken Stepfather
Megan Fox was on that show starring the twink version of the Long Island Medium, so yeah, her career is going great – Popoholic
Colonoscopy queen Katie Couric took Jimmy Kimmel to get a scope shoved up his ass – SOW
Antonio Banderas is serving up some Hills Have Eyes hotness for a movie – E! NewsÂ
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