MTV’s Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans isn’t known for making the best decisions, especially when it comes to putting stuff in her body (and I’m not talking about unwrapped penises). Jenelle has done a lot of drugs, and at one point was spending $2800 a week on heroin before quitting it. Jenelle lost custody of her first kid, Jace, because of drugs. Jenelle was rumored to have been smoking weed through her second pregnancy with her son Kaiser. And now we know that Jenelle was smoking weed while she was pregnant with her daughter Ensley, because she recently admitted it and said she did it for health reasons.
Jenelle appeared on the The Brand podcast last week and talked about her third pregnancy. After her daughter was born back in January 2017, Jenelle says she was given a drug test in the hospital. She tested positive for THC. Although she stresses that her newborn daughter Ensley did not, and the hospital really didn’t seem that bothered by it.
“I tested positive for THC and Ensley did not test positive. I did. So CPS were like, ‘Did you smoke when you were pregnant?’ I said, ‘I did within the past 30 days. I said I have really bad esophageal spasms and I throw up every 5 minutes, I can’t even eat.’ And they said, ‘Okay, some moms do that. We are not here to judge, we are writing down your information.’
And after I had Ensley they said CPS will just come by to do a check since you tested positive. They came and did a checkup and everything is fine. They closed the case.”
CPS probably didn’t have to turn on their GPS to find Jenelle’s home. Jenelle says she and her husband David Easton have been visited by CPS about 30 times. But not always for drugs; Jenelle blames all the “haters” online for calling CPS with reports that she abuses her kids. Jenelle says CPS has come to check on her kids and everything is fine. And to the haters with CPS on speed dial: Jenelle says that just because she did weed while pregnant doesn’t mean she’s doing weed all day while taking care of her kids.
“First of all if I were on drugs I wouldn’t be able to sit here in the morning and get the kids ready and eat healthily. Or I’d be losing a lot of weight.”
I don’t know how Jenelle is so casual about the fact CPS has swung by her place 30 times. 30 isn’t that much when you’re talking about chips eaten, but CPS visits? That’s kind of a lot. And knowing Jenelle’s no fucks given attitude to drugs, I’m sure all those “haters” will be making more calls. I wonder what will happen when CPS makes their 50th visit? I’m going to go out on a limb and assume they won’t be bringing balloons and a cake with them.