It’s safe to assume Maxine Waters and Donald Trump will share a Caesar salad at Mar-a-Lago loooooong before everyone on Real Housewives Of Atlanta will all get along. As y’all have probably figured out by now, Sunday church services for me come at the end of the day when those sloppy Georgia peaches roll out to accuse each other of everything from home foreclosure to not being able to afford payment on a Spirit flight to Kissimmee. Apparently, nobody learned from Phaedra Parks getting fired and having to pimp her house out on Airbnb, because Kim Zolciak is stepping into Phaedra’s shoes this season to accuse Kandi Burruss of being a little freaky in the sheets.
Sunday night’s episode was riveted with shots fired over Kim saying that Kandi and her husband Todd are swingers and that – on her children’s lives – Kandi had tried to get some oral action with Kim. Kandi let Kim have it on Twitter that night:
I’m sick of these bitches lying on me. @KimZolciak I have NEVER wanted you or your box. And stop swearing on your kids while you’re telling lies. Lying ass bitch. Somebody’s really reaching for a permanent peach here… This is my house. You’re just a visitor!
— Kandi Burruss (@Kandi) January 15, 2018
Unlike Phaedra, who kind of just faded away after her accusations blew up in her face, Kim clapped back immediately to basically say Kandi and Todd should sue McDonald’s since they, too, can claim they have served billions!
If anybody is lying it’s you @Kandi You and your husband are full on swingers fucking all kinds of girls and can NEVER admit it. And bitch if it weren’t for me there would be no house. Remember I built this house!” ?
— Kim ZolciakBiermann (@Kimzolciak) January 15, 2018
The whole debacle rages on while there are still a few embers smoldering from last season, namely in the form of Porsha Williams. Porsha is still around this season, and Kandi hasn’t exactly forgiven her for her part in the whole Frick ‘n Frack claims of sexual abuse debacle.
Of course, Porsha and Phaedra claimed Kandi and Todd planned on drugging Porsha so they could rape her. Kim is just saying Kandi tried a little lick lick on her, which is why Kim is a pro stunt-queen and Phaedra doesn’t quite cut it. A pro stunt-queen knows how to accuse someone of a rumor that packs a punch, but doesn’t alert a legal team and also secures your slot for a next-season pay raise!