Tattoo artists all across the greater Los Angeles area just got excited about getting their hands on some of those sweet Big Bang Theory dollars for a wedding tattoo and possible subsequent cover-up job. Because Kaley Cuoco has decided to get married again. Except this time it’s not nearly as impulsive, I think.
After dating for almost two years, People says that Kaley Cuoco and her pro horse riding boyfriend Karl Cook are engaged. Karl posted a video to Instagram last night literally seconds after he proposed to Kaley on her birthday.
That was followed by an extremely cringey video of Karl and Kaley slow dancing after she said yes.
In life, there is nothing like dancing right after getting engaged. The purity and grace of the moment are inexplicable, it is truly as though life were a balloon bouncing on the smoothest zephyr. Honey; all I want is to be a balloon bouncing, bobbing, and flowing through life together. You are my everything @normancook
People has some details about the proposal. They say it happened at their home after a “candlelit dinner” he made himself, which also included a pretend restaurant menu. Okay, there is no way that proposal was as much of a surprise as Kaley is letting on in that video above. If someone sat me down in my own home for a dinner that didn’t come from a can or freezer box and the only light was candles, I would assume one of three things were happening:
1. I was getting a ring
2. I was scammed into hosting a seance
3. I was about to get hustled for a possible restaurant investment
Considering Kaley is really rich, #3 is an extremely viable option. But of course it was an engagement. Congratulations, you two! And Kaley, if you must get a tattoo tribute to your beau, maybe stick with his last name. If things go south, you can always change it to “I love Cookies,” and that’s not weird, because who doesn’t love cookies?