Ugh, Chris Evans and Jenny Slate are like the grownup Hollywood version of that annoying couple in high school who live for the drama of breaking up and getting back together. She’s the president of the Drama Club and plays the clarinet in band but somehow hooked up with the captain of the Lacrosse team. Nobody in school really cares but they feel like their public makeups and breakups are the fuel that ignites a thousand spirit rallies. Even though they are not currently dating, Chris and Jenny still want their collective names on the lips of every Becky, Chad and Jermajesty (yes, Jermaine Jackson’s kid goes to my imaginary high school). But instead passing notes in class, they #tooktotwitter with their hijinks.
According to People:
The former couple exchanged a few flirty messages on social media over the weekend. It all started when Evans, 36, wrote about his conflicting feelings over the theme song to the popular television show Mash.
Got your barf bags ready, class?
"Probably haven't"???? Cmon, Christopher. Have you done your homework or haven't you? It's 7pm and you've had the whoooole weekend. Cmon.
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) October 21, 2017
We get it, Jenny. In drama club you “yes and” but the entire school does not need to hear you guys giggling loudly while Mr. Hand is trying to lecture about The Cuban Missile Crisis. Besides, didn’t you two break up like three times last week? I was honestly more charmed when Chris was Twitter flirting with David Duke.
And they were just getting warmed up!
How's your handwriting? Can you write me a note? Let's cut class!
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) October 22, 2017
This is terrifying and exhilarating. Meet me behind the gym after science. I have shark bites.
— jenny slate (@jennyslate) October 22, 2017
So.Much.Play.Acting. I guess they feel like the world is their stage! People says:
The flirty exchange comes after the two were spotted grabbing dinner together in Atlanta. Slate joined Evans and a few of his Avengers castmates for a night out at Better Half restaurant.
Jenny may want to note that People also says that “Chris has been seen with various women in Atlanta during filming.” Burn! Will Jenny run to the bathroom and have a loud, messy fake cry or will she play it cool and ice Chris out at homecoming? Be sure to follow them both on Twitter to find out!