We had to learn “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” back in middle school typing class, but Australia is about to teach its typers-to-be “The lazy dog is just frontin’ cuz his owner is trying to cut playtime short!” 9 News down in Aussie-land caught a dog playing dead for a minute because its owner was trying to leave the park, and Fido wasn’t quite done. Lying there like a corpse can get you anything you desire! (“Don’t I know!” –Melania Trump)
The owner tries to extend its paw to get it to move, but that pooch is showing about as much life as an Olsen twin at Fashion Week. It isn’t until when the owner derobes the canine (aka takes off its collar) that it rises from the dead and prances out like an emancipated Duggar offspring to the cheers and cries of other parkgoers. That pup better realize how lucky he is to have such a nice parent! Back in my day, Mama C.J. would play the “1…2…2 ½ …” game when I would demand five more minutes in the ball pit at McDonalds. If she ever got to 2 ¾ , I knew there was going to be a McHell to pay!