Woe has been Mischa Barton for a while. She got shuffled off to the hospital (after she claims she got GHB’d), she had to deal with two exes trying to peddle fuck tapes starring her, she had to suffer through Dancing with the Has-Beens, her Volkswagen nearly got snatched by the repo man and she sued her mom for allegedly stealing money from her. But it looks like grey skies have cleared up for Mischa and her face is being graced by the warm, sparkly rays shooting off of her new man’s gold Rolex. E! News says that Mischa has found love, which is great if that’s your thing or whatever, but what’s even better is that her new boyfriend, James Abercrombie, may one day inherit $574 million. That sound you hear is the sound of Mischa’s creditors pounding on their keyboards while trying to find a phone number for James since Mischa has blocked them all.
E! says that James is an Australian “model” and also the son of Andrew Abercrombie (no, he doesn’t know Fitch). Andrew Abercrombie used to be the Victorian Liberal Party treasurer and is #122 on Australian Financial Review’s richest bitches list. Mischa and James met at a party in L.A. and recently went to Cannes together (see: picture above of them in Cannes). The director of James’ modeling agency, FRM Model Management, told The Daily Mail that his client is dating well known actress Mischa Barton. Just pretend it’s 2005 again and nod your head at “well known actress.”
“James is currently dating well known actress Mischa Barton. He was recently on a ski trip to Aspen, after which he headed to Los Angeles- where we are currently making appointments for him to seek representation. James met Mischa at a party in Los Angeles just on a month ago. They then headed off on a small trip to France. He is now back in Los Angeles and they are spending a lot of time together.”
Everything about that statement screams fame whore fame whore fame fame whore. It’s like he’s using well known actress Mischa Barton for attention. Who knows, maybe it’s true, organic love? I don’t know, but I do know that on a yacht in Europe today, a sheik’s eardrums probably shattered from Lindsay Lohan screaming over Mischa Barton nabbing a half-billionaire boyfriend.