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May 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Y/Project’s practical and gorgeous garter belt jeans!

It truly is the golden age of fucked-up denim (at least on Dlisted anyway) and the fuckery keeps coming. Topshop created the perfect pair of jeans for a practical mom who is expecting a flood and also wants to show off her greatest feature: her knees. Vetements and Levi’s got together to create the perfect pair of $1,870 jeans for people who don’t mind maxing out their credit card on easy access ho wear. Then PRPS delivered $425 jeans for fake bitches who want to look like they’ve been butching it up by working in the outdoors but don’t want to actually work in the outdoors. And now Opening Ceremony is selling $505 “Garter Strap Jeans” from Y/Project. These are definitely the jeans for you if you want to keep your waist and legs covered but love it when the fresh air graces your crotch.

Y/Project also makes weird baggy jeans that turn into shorts, but these garter jeans are their crown jewel. Opening Ceremony explains them like this:

Y/Project’s garter-inspired jeans come in a deconstructed style with adjustable denim straps held together by a series of silver-tone O-rings along the front and back. Buttons fasten down the front allowing for the wearer to adjust to their liking.

These are also a good budget (HAHAHA) alternative to Vetements easy access jeans. When you need to go to a conservative event that calls for you to wear pants but you also know you’re going to get into some quickie fuck time action in the bathroom, these Y/Project jeans are perfect. I mean, those jeans are like 75% pants and that’s pretty conservative and very demure.

Pic: Opening Ceremony (For al)

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