Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Clear Knee Mom Jeans!
Because I know you’ve been searching for the perfect bottoms to go with your truly sophisticated tit-baring tank top shrug, I bring you Topshop’s completely practical, yet beyond now, Clear Knee Mom Jeans. But really, the Clear Knee Mom Jeans are perfect for any occasion where you want to look piping hot but sensible.
If you’re going to a PTA meeting and want to fit in with the other mom jeans-wearing moms, but want your knees to get hit with some Vitamin D, these hot jeans are perfect for you! If you believe that the higher your waistband, the closer to God, and you also love the sound of skin rubbing up against a plastic couch cover, then these hot jeans are perfect for you! If you think your knees are your best feature and also want to look completely unfuckable, these hot jeans are perfect you!
Both Toshop and Nordstrom are selling the Clear Knee Mom Jeans for the low, low price of $95. $95 may seem like a damn crazy price to pay for some jeans you can make yourself using a pair of your mom’s old denim capris, scissors, Saran Wrap and motivation from Satan, but it’s really not. Especially if you hate people since these jeans will keep people from wanting to talk to you. They’re perfect, basically!
The Clear Knee Mom Jeans have become the IT jeans of the internet and everyone loves them. Here’s a tiny example of someone loving them:
he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.https://t.co/OICWceRKCO
— Jamie McKelvie (@McKelvie) March 13, 2017
And I would throw $95 at Topshop to get those jeans, but I’m personally waiting until they make the much more classier and demure Clear Ass Mom Jeans. What I’m saying is that Topshop needs to hire Ryan O’Neill’s So Fine character to be their creative director. The fashion world needs him.
Pic: Nordstrom