Oh Look, A Spoiled Asshole Pulled A Spoiled Asshole Move

January 5, 2017 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber shouldn’t even be allowed to adopt a factory-defected Hatchimal, but yet the new money Elmyra Duff keeps getting himself living and breathing toys that entertain him for a few seconds before he gets bored and tosses them off to someone else. If the Biebs and Parasite Hilton ever join forces, not only will the CDC have to issue several CODE REDS, so will the ASPCA. And every pet store puppy will try to hide in the nest of shredded newspaper in their cages every time those two dried drops of ass discharge walk by.

The Biebs abandoned his monkey in Germany, passed his pet hamster off to a random fan and gave a dog to his dad, who allegedly tossed the poor creature off of a balcony. And the Biebs earned another medal for committing a mean act of animal abandonment (Chris Pratt and Anna Faris will present him with the award at the ceremony) when he gave away his chow-chow puppy, a chow-chow puppy who was born with a birth defect and needs surgery.

Back in August, the Biebs introduced his newest fluffy victim, Todd Bieber, on Instagram and seemed to be in love with the ball of adorableness. But because puppies do this weird, selfish thing called “growing into a dog,” the Biebs gave Todd to one of his dancers Cj Salvador. Page Six says that the Biebs’ excuse for giving Todd away is that he didn’t have time to care for the puppy. I know, once again, those selfish puppies keep needing things like food, off-camera attention, daily walks, visits with the vet and baths. Who knew that puppies don’t solely survive on Instagram likes?

The truth is, Justin Bieber could’ve just made his housekeepers add “take care of that dog thing” on the list of things to do (right under “scrub the skid marks out of my Underoos”), but he didn’t do that and I applaud him for that. At least he spared the dog from the embarrassment of having Justin Bieber for an owner. The Biebs also could’ve easily turned Todd into one of his ugly pimp coats and he didn’t. He deserves some credit!

When Cj Salvador and his family adopted Todd, they took the now 7-month-old chow chow to the vet, who told them that the dog was born with severe hip dysplasia. The vets told the family that if Todd doesn’t get an $8,000 surgery, he won’t be able to walk or play by the time he turns 1.

Cj didn’t know about Todd’s condition before adopting him, because I guess the Biebs never took him to the vet. Anybody with 1/10th of a brain cell knows that you should take a dog to the vet after adopting them, but Justin Bieber doesn’t have 1/10th of a brain cell, so I’ll give him a pass on that.

Cj started a GoFundMe page to raise money for Todd’s surgery. So far, 101 people have donated a total of $8,701. Jaden Smith donated, but it doesn’t look like Justin Bieber did. Cj defended his sometime-employer on Facebook:

Todd is a Salvador. My parents adopted him which now gives US the responsibility of taking care of him.

I did not ask JB for money because he has nothing to do with the situation. I have had an amazing professional relationship with him for over 5 years and I plan on contributing to his camp for as long as I can.

The breeder did not notify anyone or was oblivious to the fact that Todd was born with this birth defect. My family found out about his condition when they took him in for a check up before they had him neutered.

It really troubles me how the media can make a beautiful and inspiring situation into a petty story to make someone else look bad. #page6

My parents and I are extremely grateful to everyone who supported with Todds fundraising

Justin Bieber could easily pay for that $8,000 surgery, but he has a reputation as a cold-hearted asshole brat to uphold. Besides, if he did pay for Todd’s surgery, Lucifer may reconsider naming one of Hell’s Special Place Suites after him.

Pic: Instagram

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