Open Post: Hosted By Beyonce Proving She’s An Android

October 17, 2016 / Posted by:

During Beyonce’s performance at the TIDAL X: 1015 concert at Barclays in Brooklyn on Saturday night, her earring got caught on her clip-on rope braid and ripped out of her ear lobe. Now, if Beyonce was a human who felt physical pain, she would’ve screamed for the music to stop, ordered for the overhead lights to be turned on and made a nurse fix her damn earlobe. She’s Beyonce and must know that even if she sat on a folding chair and chewed on a protein bar as a nurse fixed her earlobe, her crazed fans would still love every second of it and call it the greatest performance they’ve ever seen. But since Beyonce is a robot made in an Illuminati factory, she kept on yodeling as her ear bled:

#PressPlay: #Beyonce continues to kill the stage at #TidalX1015 after realizing her ear starts to bleed after accidentally ripping her earring out of her ear

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What’s really weird to me is that not one Beyhive member tried to jump on that stage to lick their God’s wound while drinking her blood. Eh, they must all have already bought a vial of her cyborg blood on eBey.

And here’s Beyonce looking like a stripper who’s about to hustle for lap dances at a Mayan-themed strip club.


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