Amber Rose Lost Count

Amber Rose had Ty Dolla $ign on her Vh1 talk show called The Amber Rose Show last night and the talk turned to sex. Sluttery activist Amber does not pull any punches when it comes to talking about humping and nor should she. Own it, Ms. Rose! In a flowing pantsuit as red as sin and twice as sexy, and sporting those voluptuous breasts, she asked Ty about which gender was “freakier.” She also asked if he feels that woman hold back on being freaky during sex because they’re afraid they won’t be seen as marriage material. And she also wondered if he cares about the number of sexual partners his lady friends have had in the past. Amber herself volunteered that she has no idea how many men she’s slept with.

Amber kept it real by saying:

“I’m 32-years-old – I’ve been around the block a few times. I’m not going to sit there and count.”

Right? Who has the time? Some of us could be counting quietly to ourselves for several minutes. Perhaps even hours. Amber also felt that the lack of clarification as to what exactly constitutes hooking up can mess up your calculations.

“Especially all the times when I said he could put the head in and then take it out. Does that count? Cuz’ I was so good for that. I was the queen of that.”

Just the tip? Is that a thing with you ladies? Wait, what does that accomplish? Someone explain it to me. I’m a gay l and we don’t do “just the tip.” We’re pretty much ride or die when it comes to getting everything in. (Note from Michael: Speak for yourself, J. Harvey! I’ll take whatever I can get, even just the tip.)

And I wonder – do fingers in the booty hole count? Watch Amber Rose refuse to tally up the amount of dick she’s had in her life below.