Meanwhile, In Saskatoon…..

If you need something maple syrup-flavored to lift your soul a bit after watching that depressing video of a dehydrated Meat Loaf wilting on stage, Justin Bieber has provided you with that. When Meat Loaf collapsed in Alberta, the universe probably screamed, “Shit needs balancing in Canada,” and so BOOM went the Biebs in Saskatchewan.

While struttin’ down the stage during his show in Saskatoon last night, the Biebs was too busy fixing his ~*~fashun~*~ to notice the open trap door in front of him and in his little ass went. Don’t worry, no Canadian toddler pop stars were injured in the making of this laugh. The Biebs jumped back out and said he was all good. That bitch ass trap door can’t keep a badass down for long!

No word if that trap door opened up by itself because it wanted to get revenge on Justin Bieber for refusing to give it an autograph earlier.

But what I really want to know is, what in Gymboree Eminem Kurt Cobain Grunge HELL is that boy wearing? See, parents, this is why you should never let your kids pick out their own outfits. They end up leaving the house (or in this case, the dressing room) looking like the least popular member of Scotland’s #2 grunge-themed bagpipe band.