Justin Bieber Is Trying To Get A Gossip Website He Doesn’t Like Shut Down

June 15, 2016 / Posted by:

Veruca Salt’s even-brattier Canadian cousin Justin Bieber is really mad about some stuff that was said about him on the internet, and in a shocking turn of events, it has nothing to do with people calling him shit like Veruca Salt’s even-brattier Canadian cousin. Justin is so mad about a fake-sounding story that was published on HollywoodLife that he’s trying to get them shut down. It’s the Nick Jr. version of Hulk Hogan vs. Gawker.

Gossip Cop says that it all started yesterday when HollywoodLife published three “exclusive” stories about Justin Bieber, the most recent of which was titled: “Gigi Hadid Warns Nicola Peltz About Justin Bieber: He’s A ‘Heart-Breaker’ Who’ll Hurt You.” Justin has recently been working his recess playground game on maybe-mean girl Nicola Peltz, which would be why Gigi Hadid was warning her about him. But those stories no longer exist on HollywoodLife anymore and that’s because Bieber took to Instagram to call them liars and urged his 71.6 million followers to spam them into extinction.

Let’s spam and petition to shut this garbage website down

A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on

Justin called out HollywoodLife 10 hours ago, and as you can see, HollywoodLife still exists. Which means Justin’s Instagram tantrum didn’t really do much but show everyone that he really doesn’t know how the internet works. So it looks like we can write “Taking down a website” underneath “Taking down a dude three sizes bigger than himself” on the list of things Justin Bieber has failed at recently.

But of course nothing was going to happen! If there’s anything I know about HollywoodLife, it’s that they love the Kardashians. They’ve described Kim Kardashian as “so amazing“, “hot“, “hot hot hot“, and “one hot mama” on the first page alone. The only place you’re going to find more references to Kim looking “hot” would be on a website based in Hell that is owned by a media company Satan founded with Kris Jenner called Kondé Nasty. And I’m pretty sure such a thing doesn’t exist. So, sorry Justin, but until HollywoodLife writes the words “Kim looked just ok today“, it’s not going anywhere.

Pic: Instagram

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