Open Post: Hosted By Second Time Daddy Ryan Gosling Struttin’ That Ass

May 10, 2016 / Posted by:

A quick minute after everyone found out that there’s another human on earth who gets to call Ryan Goslingdaddy,” he sashayed into the Jimmy Kimmel Live! studio to promote The Nice Guys, a movie that feels like it’s from the early aughts. Ryan may or may not be using that leather bag to smuggle in one of his secret babies. You know how on the shush Ryan and Eva Mendes are.

But I’d like to shift your eyeballs from that weird-looking baby carrier to Ryan’s Docs. I am all for Ryan wearing Docs, but he’s wearing them wrong. Everyone knows (just go with me) that you are only supposed to wear Docs with torn up Guess jean shorty shorts, a No Fear tank top and Hypercolor socks. You know, I think picturing Ryan Gosling in Docs, torn up Guess jean shorty shorts, a No Fear tank top and Hypercolor socks just made me pregnant with one of his secret babies. Either that or the cheeseburger salad I had for lunch is starting to digest.

Pics: Wenn.com, Splash

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