Bless the kind soul whose idea it was for Prince Hot Ginge to bend over while trying to do his best tiger impersonation during a visit to the Bardia National Park in Nepal. I’m going to choose to believe that they knew that a picture of PHG looking like he’s happily presenting his hole to that WWF dude is just what many of us needed on a really ugly Monday. Thank you, kind soul!
PHG is currently paying his first visit to Nepal, and so far he’s been crowned the head of a Himalayan village in the mountains, toured sites that were devastated in the earthquake a year ago and spent the night as a special house guest of an 86-year-old widow whose husband fought in the Royal Gurkha Rifles. Excuse me while I take a moment to feel pure potent jealousy toward the 86-year-old widow in Nepal who gets to say that she spent the night with PHG. But really, the 86-year-old widow, Mrs. Tamang, is my long-lost really older spirit sister, because she too is a major HotGingeAHolic:
“I’m very happy. I cried as when I die I can say I’ve talked to the King of a foreign land. We call all members of the royal family King and I’m very happy. When I met him I could do nothing but put a garland of flowers on him and I blessed him. “I blessed him may he live 100 years and all his wishes become fulfilled and wherever he goes success will meet him.”
Mrs. Tamang went on to say, “Well, we don’t call them all King. We call that Camilla skeezer the court jester.”
And on the third day of his five-day tour in Nepal, PHG took his ass to the Bardia National Park to learn about how the park is trying to restore the tiger population. While the team at the park showed PHG one of the cameras that are set up to record the nocturnal moves of a tiger, he was asked to bust out his best tiger impersonation. I always appreciate a picture of PHG assuming the position, but his tiger impersonation sucks. It looks more like an impersonation of a hungover gorilla who just finished being the pass-around-bottom in an orgy full of tops. But I’ll still take it, and you know, I’ve had a wet dream where PHG role played as a tiger. But in my wet dream, I role played as a piece of meat while begging him to eat me.