The teaser trailer for the Absolutely Fabulous movie is supposed to look like a commercial for an off-brand wine cooler from the late 1980s and I wouldn’t have it any other way. It doesn’t really show much since, you know, it’s a teaser and it’s just meant to stick the tip in and wiggle. It shows Patsy and Edina living the life on the French Rivera with cups of the sweet nectar and some hot men. “”Je t’aime… Moi Non Plus“” plays as a velvet-voiced man sells us on the luxury before us. It’s almost fancier than a Fancy Feast circa 1986 commercial. I said almost.
But you know, the AbFab movie teaser trailer could’ve been just a plain black background behind the words “Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie – Coming July 2016” in rainbow Comic Sans and many hos, including me, still would’ve butt birthed out a bottle of Stoli from the excitement of it all. Hell, that teaser trailer above made me butt birth out Stoli bottle triplets.
It comes out on July 1st and features cameos by: JOAN COLLINS and a bunch of others whose names I’m not going to bother typing here since what’s the point? The only thing you need to know is that JOAN COLLINS is in it.