Night Crumbs
Christian Bale mouth-kissed the screenwriter of The Big Short after winning a Critics’ Choice Award last night. A thick layer of jealousy has covered my eyes while looking at these pictures. No, I’m not jealous of the writer dude for getting a serving of Christian Bale mouth. I’m jealous of Christian Bale for getting to kiss on that hot piece with the luscious mane – Lainey Gossip
Kim Zolciak’s daughter is quickly transforming into her plastic Mini-Me – Reality Tea
Children giving speeches usually makes my nerves break, but Jacob Tremblay’s speech was pretty cute – Celebitchy
Is Christina Milian wearing FUBU?! – Drunken Stepfather
Crispy Ronaldo served up his wax Ken Doll body and exquisite eyebrow situation in GQ – WWTDD
Hayden Panettiere is finally back (and her chichis are looking just a little Tori Spelling-esque) – The Superficial
Candace Cameron Bure says she’s open to gay storylines on Fuller House. Gay storylines?! Slow down there, DJ Tanner. I mean, Fuller House takes place in San Francisco, so a storyline involving gay people would be really, really out of place! – Towleroad
I don’t know what’s going on with Toni Braxton’s look, but I do know that the blonde lady in the back is perfectly expressing my thoughts on it – The Nip Slip
Saint Cher donated 180,000 bottles of water to Flint, MI – OMG Blog
Okay, but why is Olivia Wilde dressed like a vampire priestess? – Popoholic
The prostitution whore-ah who claims that he jacked off for Tom Cruise for money lost me at the part where he said that little Tommy picked him up and threw him down – IDLYITW
Who cares about the Critics’ Choice Awards, the real elegant roses were at the XBIZ Awards – Hollywood Tuna
The pregnant blondie cheerleader from Glee got engaged – Popsugar
Don McLean is singing, “Bye, bye, Miss American Pie and heeeeello, my new cell mate Bubba” – Jezebel
Stephanie Seymour is a drunk driving mess – Just Jared
Note: The CAPTION THIS Contest is taking Martin Luther King Jr. day off. It’ll be back tomorrow.
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