I didn’t know that Lady CaCa was married to a billionaire Israeli businessman?! And may a lightning bolt from heaven strike me down for comparing Lady Gaga to the talented angel that is Pia Zadora.
The Golden Globe winners have been all over the place tonight, so of course they continued with that theme by giving Lady Gaga an award for the accent acrobats and music video acting she did in American Horror Story: Hotel. While looking like she was doing third-rate Breathless Mahoney cosplay, Lady Gaga actually beat Felicity Huffman and Kirsten Dunst in the category of Best Performance by an Actress in a TV Movie or Miniseries. And just like that, the Golden Globes won the award for Best Comedy Show of the Year!
Before Lady Gaga’s acceptance speech where she laid it on so thick that I’m still wiping the thickness out of my eyes and ears (that sounds sexy but it’s not), she made her way to the stage and bumped into Leonardo DiCatchAHo who let out a scared giggle. Was Leo stoned? Was he shading CaCa? I don’t know, but I co-signed whatever he was doing:
In Gaga’s defense, that’s how Leonardo DiCatchAHo reacts whenever he’s that close to a vagina that isn’t attached to a 23-year-old blonde model. And the sad truth is, Lady Gaga is probably going to win an Oscar before Leonardo does. This world is full of fuckery.
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