Night Crumbs

November 13, 2015 / Posted by:

Robert Pattinson has never EVER looked hotter or more glamorous in this picture and I’m only saying that because he’s got an exquisitely gorgeous emu on his shoulder – Lainey Gossip

The one from How To Get Away With Murder who kind of looks like Jennifer Connelly to me (squint and you may see it) is in GQ MexicoDrunken Stepfather

Oh please, I’m sure St. Angie Jolie and Brad Pitt’s child army have certain classes they have to take like “how to put together the perfect all-black ensemble” and “how to find the nearest toy store in under 5 minutes” – Celebitchy

If there’s a documentary about MC Hammer’s life, that’s the one Justin Bieber should watch since that’s probably his future – The Superficial 

Kyle Richards spent $1.5 million on renovating her house. And I’m sure she got most of that money from stealing her sister’s GODDAMN HOUSE! – Reality Tea 

RiRi’s nipples look like tiny copper thimbles – The Nip Slip 

Crispy Ronaldo got a facial – Towleroad

You know that purple crop sweater you wore on the first day of the 8th grade in 1988? I think your parents sold it in a garage sale and Xtina bought it – Hollywood Tuna 

Why is one of Squidward’s flowers clinging to Olivia Wilde’s tit? – Popoholic

Nathan Fillion and one of George Clooney’s ex-pieces are doing it on the regular – Just Jared

Scott Disick checked out of rehab and the first thing he did was buy a new Mercedes, because you know, priorities – Starcasm

John Oliver is a dad – Pajiba

Finally, there’s another human on earth who hates that “Wheels on the Bus” song – The Berry 

ICYMI: Cheyenne Jackson’s ass – OMG Blog

There I go again, mistaking Zoe Kravitz’s hot boyfriend for her hot dad – Popsugar

Pic: Getty (Thanks to everyone who pointed that pic out to me)

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