Boy George Says He Was Only Joking About Humping On This

In news that would’ve made fuck parts explode in 1984, Boy George blurted out that he once sexed on Prince and he said it during a taping of The Voice UK. Jehovah’s Most Litigious Witness was the Queen of Suing Bitches long before Taylor Swift and her army of lawyers came along, so I’m sure that one millisecond after those words came out of Boy George’s mouth, a lawsuit from Prince landed on his head.

Boy George is a judge on The Voice UK this season along with Paloma Faith, Ricky Wilson and will.i.cant. The Sun says that during a taping of the blind auditions, the judges all wanted one particular contestant and tried to woo them by bragging about who they’ve collaborated with. That’s when Boy George let it slip that his naked body has been touched by the sparkling dick of a purple nymph. This is how it went down:

Boy George: “I have duetted with some of the greatest soul singers in history including Luther Vandross and Smokey Robinson.”

Paloma Faith: “Well OK, if we’re throwing big soul names out there I’ve performed with Prince.”

Boy George: “Forget that, darling, I’ve slept with Prince.”

The audience laughed while probably thinking to themselves, “All that stuff about Prince supposedly hating gays makes sense now!” Right after Boy George said it, the producers hit the “MAN DOWN CODE 10” button and stopped filming. They pulled Boy George aside and they all had a little talk. Boy George went back to his red chair and said it was all a joke and he meant that he had posters of Prince on his bedroom wall when he was a kid. Boy George’s rep also spit up a comment about it:

“He just went, ‘Oh darling, I’ve slept with him.’ He went on to say that he had Prince posters on his wall as a kid. He was never being serious.”

When I first read this story, I wondered who’s the top and who’s the bottom? I answered that question myself when my brain burped up the image of Boy George on all fours and a shrieking Prince boning his butt while kneeling on a step stool. And yes in my image, Prince is wearing heels.

Here’s Boy George with Marilyn at the Attitude Awards in London a couple of weeks ago.

Pics: Wenn.com