Kate Hudson And Nick Jonas Are Still Doing It

October 16, 2015 / Posted by:

Over two WHOLE weeks ago, Kate Hudson and professional gay baiter Nick Jonas were in Orlando together and anybody who has been to Orlando knows that there’s only two things to do there: go to amusement parks and fuck. Kate and Nick went to Disney World and everyone guessed that they sexed on each other too. Well, that was two weeks ago and it looks like they’re still boning. I’m actually surprised, because I would’ve guessed that by now, Kate would’ve tossed that Jonas piece into the pile of boy toys and we would’ve heard an “ouch” coming from one of Madonna’s ex-toys after Nick landed on him.

Kate was at some event a few days ago when a reporter type asked her if her coochie is getting a few servings of Jonas dick. She didn’t want to talk about it.

And on Oct. 13 at the La Mer: Celebration of an Icon event in Hollywood, Hudson expertly avoided the question while speaking to Us Weekly and other reporters, saying, “Oh god, yeah, oh yeah…see ya later.”

“Oh god, yeah, oh yeah….see ya later” pretty much sums up 99% of my sexual experiences.

And last night, Kate and Nick partied at a club in NYC together and left just seconds after each other. When a famous ho leaves a club seconds after another famous ho does, that means they’re totally licking each other’s parts.

Kate and Nick aren’t saying whether or not they’re fuck buddies, but their outfits say everything that needs to be said. Kate left her hotel in NYC this morning in a ugly Canadian tuxedo and a 90s red shirt from Charlotte Russe. She was probably so broke off and dozed off from doing a Jonai that she let her stylist throw absolutely anything on her damn body.

Pics: Splash

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