What is going on? Couples we thought would last until the end of time and beyond are breaking up. In the morgue somewhere is a pound of dead flesh and its death tag reads: “Name of Deceased: The Meaning of Everlasting Love.” First Giada and her husband split up and now Jeremy Renner and his wife of 3 seconds. What solid couple is going to break up next? Kim and Kanye?!
Jeremy Renner is Crisco’ing up his face and putting razors in his hair, because he might have to get into a legal tussle with the mother of his 1-year-old daughter Ava Berlin and his wife of 10 months. TMZ says that Jeremy’s wedded piece, model/actress type Sonni Pacheco, filed divorce papers in L.A. earlier this month and blamed “irreconcilable differences” as the reason why their marriage is dead, cremated and lying in a wooden box. Jeremy should’ve asked his homegirl Tom Cruise for advice on how to quickly and quietly end a marriage before any messiness leaks out, because Sonni is coming hard.
Sonni signed a prenup before she and Jeremy got secret married earlier this year, but she thinks their prenup should be put in the shredder. Sonni says the prenup is based on “fraud.” (How very Squinty Zellweger of her.) In the divorce papers, Sonni states that she wants spousal support, physical custody of their daughter and she wants a Range Rover and wants Jeremy to pay for her moving expenses and rent on her new place. She also wants her passport, social security card and birth certificate back. She claims that Jeremy “stole” them and hasn’t given them back.
Fraud and passport-stealing? Their divorce drama sounds more riveting and dramatic than the last Mission Impossible movie.
Jeremy’s rep had nothing to say about this.
TMZ says that Sonni doesn’t specify what she means by “fraud.” I think I know what she’s doing. By throwing in the dramatic word “FRAUD,” Sonni could be playing the unsuspecting beard role, and claiming “fraud” is her way of conjuring up those gay rumors again. Or Jeremy Renner really is Grumpy Cat in a human suit and he didn’t tell Sonni that before they got married.