Before Hugh JackMeOff and his wife took their puppy friend Allegra Jackman for a walk in NYC, he put even more muscles on his arms at the gym, because he doesn’t have enough of those. Hugh is showing us what it would look like if that giant anaconda did swallow that Eaten Alive douche after all. If you take a few tokes of the good shit, squint your eyes and tilt your head a bit, Hugh’s upper arm will kind of look like a gigantic, veiny peen head. Somebody should tell Hugh that, because then he’ll know why John Travolta always licks and sucks on his upper arm when they hug while greeting each other. And my asshole is screaming in pain while thinking about Hugh fisting. I mean, it screams all the time anyway, but it’s really screaming now.