Night Crumbs
Michael Fassbender and his maybe piece Alicia Vikander had lunch together in Sydney yesterday and I’m wondering what he’s doing with his left hand. My guess is that he’s feeding a dead mouse to his crotch snake. It eats a lot – Lainey Gossip
Bradley Cooper or a young, butch Barry Manilow after a blow out? – Celebitchy
I’m genuinely surprised that Bravo hasn’t announced that they’re replacing The Real Housewives of New Jersey with The Real Orange Is The New Black starring Teresa Giudice – Reality Tea
Stephen Hawking wants to be a Bond villain and in this world what Stephen Hawking wants, Stephen Hawking should get – The Superficial
Either Nicole Scherzinger ate bad fish for dinner or someone just stabbed their Nicole Scherzinger voodoo doll in the stomach – Hollywood Tuna
Nope, I’m TOTALLY not spending my night checking eBay for Anderson Cooper’s appendix – Towleroad
BREAKING: Miley Cyrus brushes her teefs. Now if she’ll only take a sandblaster to that tongue – Drunken Stepfather
A Bai Ling nip slip is just what I needed today. And her lip liner game is otherworldly – (NSFW because of a nip) WWTDD
Jared Leto, Margot Robbie, Will Smith, Cara Delawhatever, Tom Hardy and Jai Courtney are in the Suicide Squad movie. The baby that Cara gave to the devil to take her from it girl to star in a superhero movie must’ve been a big fat one – Pajiba
And here’s some of Chrissy Teigen’s chichis – Popoholic
“The cold never bothered me anyway” said Ariana Grande Latte to herself as her nipples froze – Egotastic!
Here’s Dave Franco in a wheelbarrow position with his bare nalgas in the air, because it’s Tuesday and you deserve this – OMG Blog
Are the powers of Angela Bassett strong enough to make Lifetime’s Whitney Houston biopic not totally shitty? – Jezebel
Cameron Diaz still won’t admit that she’s doing Benji Madden full-time – ICYDK
Lady Gaga tells Howard Stern she was raped by a music producer 9 years ago – HuffPo
The music producer that raped Lady Gaga isn’t Dr. Luke – Just Jared
And now for an adorable palate cleanser – The Berry
Haylie Duff’s got a CASE OF THE BABIES!!! – Popsugar
Pic: Splash